This morning when you woke up you looked like one of the Wii Bowling people. I think it was the eyebrows combined with the sambuca
thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
The project manager just came into talk to me for the first time and I had justed googled best drum solo ever and couldn't X out of the screen.
I wish sober me loved running as much as drunk me...
and my loofah got caught on my nipple ring in the shower today. what an awful experience.
Definately going to wake up wondering what happened to the other half of my lip.
I'm sorry. I think I have multiple personalities. Or it was the acid. Either way. I'm sorry.
I'd like to be considered more than just his fuck buddy thanks. IVE BEEN RISKING PREGNANCY FOR SEVEN GODDAMN MONTHS I DESERVE THE TITLE OF GIRLFRIEND
its like..once you have one emotional drunk night, you can't stop. i feel like i have to end every drunken night in tears and i dont think my roommates think it's heartwarming anymore
Gosh I haven't been pantsless in front of anyone for a while. It's time for me to pick up my game. We need a party. I need some rum.
We built a fire and had sex in the kiddie pool. Then he washed my hair
Strong work
he also bled all over my floor. unrelated to cats but true nonetheless.
I just realized in a weird reversed way I hustled a stripper last night
This time tomorrow I will be drunk and in a voodoo shop
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
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