I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
Came to from my blackout with native american warrior facepaint on I'm too old for this shit
The facepaint not the blacking out
I think I actually have rug burn on my eye.
Just had such a rough shit, don't stop believin had to be played
You just kept walking around saying "my brain is soup" then sat on the kitchen counter washing your feet. You bit the guy that tried to help you down
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
My inner buddhist recalls, "You receive the d when you aren't looking for it, only when the d wants you." True story.
I just had a mental image of us riding a tractor through hell with one of those big guns mounted on top of it shooting at everyone while the indiana jones music plays.
She still didn't believe that he would cheat on her so I finally said "how else would I know that his batman mask is still in the back of his car from halloween?" I think she accepted it
So what did you do since you didn't go out?
...ate chocolate and watched bring it on....it's like I don't even know what it would look like to be straight.
I just want you to know that i deffinately saw the baby clothes, and didn't freak out and still had sex with him. I'm going to hell.
Got caught peeing in public. Sucks. It was a police station. Sucks worse.
A girl showed up in my tinder and I have it set to only men... I super liked her because I need a lesbian experience
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