why do married chicks ALWAYS cry after?
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
They just yellow carded someone for spilling a drink because it was a party foul. Love germans.
If I wanted to fuck someone, I'd go for John. I'm meeting Bryan cuz I wanna get to know him better. And eventually fuck him. But not this Tuesday.
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
Don't blame the cocaine for your eating disorder.
bringing a ziploc bag full of Jim Beam to the movies may not have been the best idea.
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
Our music was glorious. Maidens were deflowered to the sound of my voice.
Lesson learned. No more vodka and toaster strudel
Do you remember the bathroom attendant when he put out his hand for a tip and you gave him a high five?
You put on a bike helmet, yelled "doesn't matter fuck it" then punched a stick the fire
Idk maybe I'll talk to him once he gets out of jail just to yell at him and get my strawberry ice cream back.
You need to stop leading guys on at bars - you're a lesbian.
And now I'm a lesbian with better self-esteem.
When we get drunk one of us ends up running off and fucking someone in an inappropriate place, like the roof of the restaurant, or Greece, while the other convinces people not to worry and not to go looking. That good sir is a real mother fucking friendship.
Thats what I'm talking about
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