I'm totally gay for Miss Californiaaaaaa
oh sweet, sweet irony
my grandpa was trying to put butter into the pepsi and i'm like "grandpa what are you doing" and he looks down and goes "well i guess that wouldn't taste good anyway"
margarita scented body wash shouldn't be used the morning after cuervo. there should be a warning on the label.
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..
As one final fuck you to the courthouse i'm paying the rest of this ticket with sacajawea coins.
Your lack of great college experience of margaritas and foam parties scares me
Question: would asking the hot guy from the grocery store to "beer me" his number be a poor decision?
he got everyone in a room, turned off the lights and started throwing knives at the wall. if you got hit, you had to drink...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just took my birth control with Redi-Whip. I'm that girl.
Yeah I fingered her in the crowd and the dj saw it and gave me props over the speakers. I got so many high fives.
Ims textiofg thsi woht my noes bcuz my hansd aer stli handcuffde to teh bedfrme. Help me
And my cousin was so drunk he called an uber and instead he got into a cop car and they took him to the hospital
I helped you wax your vagina and you won't even get me Corn Nuts you fucking bitch?
this periodpocalypse needs to be over. I need head
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