This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
You sucked the drug dealers dick for a 20 of coke...?
Nooo, I payed for that. I sucked his dick because I had an urge.
I totally need to blow more fat guys. His cum tasted like vanilla ice cream
Only mom could turn an abortion day into a shopping day
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We're at that point in our relationship where sweatpants sex has become acceptable...
I was trying to be really smart and save 10 dollars for each cab there and back. ...so I ripped a $20 dollar bill in half.
I just audibly asked myself if i wanted to masturbate.
And then audibly agreed
Maybe he injected his testicle?
Can you come get me? I woke up in the woods behind the Super 8. I have pizza.
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You know I was thinking and I've never seen a penis in a whirlpool before
I'm not a morning person, and, trust me, no matter how good your cock may be, it will not turn me into one.
She was cleaning herself at the bus stop. She also picked up gum off the ground and ate it
What's the blow job-backrub exchange rate these days? I've got some killer stress knots
I didn’t eat all day. Got really drunk at a bruins game and puked in a random dunkies cup on the T
If that doesn’t scream I’m from New England, I don’t know what does
I got here. Mom yelled "drink of the day is blueberry sangria" and next thing I knew I was on a slip and slide.
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