i told him i was sober and he walked away immediately.
I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
12 garbage cans filled with water, a beer can floating in every garbage can, 20 ft. apart and you shoot with dodge balls..and thats only how the night began
im kinda looking forward to winter break. ive been away from home for so long i think i can trick my vagina into thinking that these arent the same people ive been hooking up with since high school...
Let's cut to the chase. What days are we sleeping together this week?
What was the name of that place where we saw that concert? It was like a warehouse and some guy was living in the loft above the stage...
It's called: a legit place to drop acid.
I whispered "you're doing a great Job" when he was fucking me. Then high fived him.
She just pored wine down the turkeys hole and said that she christened it like the whore that it is...happy thanksgiving.
Omg, those nutella cakes are heavenly, like licking the nipples of a muscular black Jesus.
Every time we have sex, I feel his dick ramming my soul into submission. Problem is..... I LIKE THAT SHIT!
PSA- Wearing assless chaps results in embarrassingly painful sunburn
He started praying immediately after we hooked up, condom on and everything.
Stop thinking about me and go on your date... at least I got the glitter off your face first.
Last night I realized my life is an experiment of really bad decisions when I had to leave without my underwear. But at least I'm expanding my life experience.
Idk she seemed really innocent until she snorted that line of vicodin
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