covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
Sometimes when i'm at a cross roads in life, i think about what i would want my lifetime movie to show what i did
Just saved her as "new hostess that randy banged" ...I forgot her name
How do you get mayonnaise out of... well jesus it's everywhere, let's start with carpets
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My roommate says its rare that you can be tear gassed before you lose your virginity so i feel accomplished in life
I made a Wendy's employee say fuck this and quit because I started flipping out due to a baked potato shortage. Of course I had a good night
I believe you called it tequila and nipples. The proceeded to strike a pose.
Showing up to Easter hungover, late, and covered in black an blues from pole dancing. Daughter of the year.
We were apparently using marine hand signals to communicate to one another where to meet up in the house to hook up.
Didn't even know I knew marine hand signals.
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I don't know his last name, but he's in phone as Pat the conqueror.
No it was fine, I've just never seen that many people eat dog food
It was so small.
Tiny. Got to love sexting. Imagine finding out the old fashioned way.
I feel like I'm pretty optimistic for a girl that might be pregnant.
I think this Canadian beach volleyball player might be my soulmate. We could check each other's shoulders for melanoma.
I HAVE A STRAIGHT LINE ACROSS MY ASS ABOUT THE WIDTH OF A SLIM JIM. ERICA!
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