just saw a guy throwing up in the urinal at Dennys. Either he had one hell of last night or we are going to eat somewhere else
I don't know what part of vegas I'm in but its definately the wrong part
he just made me do "this little piggy" to his toes.
I think Charlie st. Cloud is the saddest thing I can masturbate to.
Gonna bang his former student. Clearly I am winning this breakup.
I woke up to him using my debit card to order PPV porn and Jimmy Johns. I don't even know his name.
Your christmas gifts are already wrapped, how on top of my shit am I?
I'm hungover as fuck and had to break into my own house by throwing a cinder block through my back door at 4am. You're more on top of your shit than me.
Yea, I had a chaperone thankfully. I'm in the fetal position attempting to eat captain crunch now.
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
Those were some damn good pancakes you made last night.
Dude I've been in FL since Monday.
When God was sprinkling self control to everybody, he ran out and was like ehhhh she'll make it!
I forgot a room to the key..so whenever you wake ip and read this...I'm sleeping inthe hallway..please find me
i am currently wearing a bowl of frosting on my head. i do not regret any of my life choices leading to this moment
I woke up with my winter coat on, next to a polaroid of me, her and a swan...so no I don't remember our conversation.
It wasn't until after we began having sex again the next morning I realized I didn't know his name.
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