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damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
he just kept going up to random asian girls and yelling at them for breaking up the beatles
when she asked me if it was possible to swim under north america i knew it was time to leave.
I guess I tried to spit on a homeless man on the walk home...Out. Of.Hand.
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At what point were we discussing suction-cupping a dildo to the wall?
Oh we're fine. I made her a "sorry I peed on you" omelet.
My younger brother just got high fives from all my guy cousins for fucking my best friend. I hate family gatherings.
Everything smells like blood and olive oil.
And after we were done he said "Let's play a game! Who can find their clothes first"
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You texted me a picture of your face along with #help
What was the point of renting a $600 trolley if no one even remembers going to the first bar?
I just realized I'm currently not eating carbs, drinking alcohol or having sex. 2014 is off to a horrible start.
i saw way too much penis for that to have been a funeral
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
It's okay. I think we're back on. I just went on a dog walk with him n blew him on a sidewalk
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