I have a feeling that after last night, i'm not just going to hell. i'm going to hell on a full scholarship. free admission bitches
Random 1st period thought: do you think she could put "had a threesome" on her resume?
I just found a Chris Hansen soundboard online, care to guess what I'll be doing all day?
just had a dream there were parent teacher conferences in college...scariest dream ever.
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
I don't know where I am and I feel like a hippo shat in my mouth. This sofa is comfy though.
I get that he's ugly and I deserve better but I will still beat up the girls he hangs out with.
tried to out drink an american air force weapons loader. never again
sorry to break it to you, but he's definitely fucking that other girl now...
I wish I still at least had the bruises on my ass to remember him by.
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
I downloaded the presidential playlists for offline listening. And Obama made a night one so we have presidential approved fuck jamzzzzz. Thanks Obama!
color coded lube a great way to organize my bootie calls
YOU WAXED MY CAT YOU SICK FUCK
Did you clean my apartment?
I thought it was a dream, I'm sorry
Please stay more often
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