That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
Blew in her face. She is Pissed. Yahtzee. As she brushes her teeth.
This is like the time you took a picture of your knees and told him it was your tits, isn't it?
did you know the cops in wilco have clean up kits in their cars for when people puke in them? i found this out this morning. i'm finishing paperwork now. come get me plz?
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I offered to lick your vagina while wearing a suit... Pretty sure chivalry is well alive.
why do you keep saying "she looks like a porn star" like thats a bad thing?
I have nothing to say other than the obvious 'we probably shouldn't have done that' and the less obvious 'i think you bruised my labia major' ...?
He says I vaguely mumbled happy New year, kissed him, threw up and then went back to sleep.
New vibrator arrived today.
How was it?
Who are these wee mortals we call men?
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Did I, at any point last night, say I was dying?
Welp... sober this am and I still have a parrot.
Girl I'm contemplating picking up some adult diapers. That's how bad this is and it's only day 2.
You call it sex. I call it penis conditioning.
What better than a girl who loves jager, sexts like a champ and is down for t-bell at any hours of the night? oh wait, NOTHING.
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
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