it was a mass text i'm sorry
do you usually send 'hey sexy' as a mass text?
Is it sad i was sitting here thinkin how i would only fuck Rob Pattinson if he was glittery at said time.
Should I go home with him even though I know my Run DMC undies have skid marks on them?
He has some good qualities. Beneath the layers of asshole and fat.
i would only ever fuck harry potter if he was on a broomstick.
I just saw him at the bookstore and all I could think about was him licking your ass
NO. NO LET HIS PENIS TOUCH YOU.
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
My first drink last night was a 2-liter of jameson and coke. So hung over it hurt to put my pants back on
So this is what you do on your hungover days off put your balls into an egg carton?
Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.
Sorry, I was watching the Olympic story about the Canadian guy and drinking out of the prescription bottle and crying because it was so beautiful.
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
Imagine how different my life would be if I could find a man who gave me more pleasure than pizza at 2am when I'm drunk.
Stoner thoughts are the only thoughts I want to have now.
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