Haha no. But I cannot hook up with you anymore. Especially when you group text people.
I would have at least made out with you if you were showered.
chris hansen is no longer pursuing child predators.let's celebrate
i'll bring the hard lemonade and lube
He told me he was 'pondering the natural wonder that is my ass'
Like, dude. I'm already fucking you, you don't need to wax poetic.
Isn't he wasted enough that he might actually mean it and not just be trying to get you to fuck him without a condom?
I thought about farting is his face when he was going down on me last nite.
there are 5 pictures on my phone from last night, 4 are too blurry to recognize and the 5th is you dangling a twizzler over your mouth, naked.
Just saw you drinking out of a flask on national tv. I've never been more proud of you
i woke up to banging and pieces of ceiling falling on my face
I'm ready to take a few years of my life this weekend
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
I never thought the most recent texts on my phone would be with ASAP ferg and my ex...
You were making out w/ur brothers coach against a door when someone opened it and you both fell through... Then you continued to make out on the ground
He said I have a comfortable vagina. What does that even mean?
My dreams last night were filled with sex and quidditch.
I just took like 30 condoms from the doctors office... no one can say I don't try to save my money.
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