The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
She described it as "a squirrel being hit by a hurricane"
just saw the guy i hooked up with last nights' face on a billboard. win.
How does "I'm not drinking tonight" turn into body shots?
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
Sorry I sent so many blank messages. My hands are slippery. Don't ask why.
What's that word that means bigger and smaller and bigger and smaller, again?
Goddamn it, Jaime, it's 4am. Throbbing. The word is throbbing.
I was throwing up in the shower. He was throwing up on me. It was a cute couple moment for us.
Tell her to buy some booze and drink away her sorrows like an adult.
he knocked a glass of water onto my bed and then said that he should get to sleep on the dry side because he was "a guest"
Chose not to courtesy flush and the CEO huffed the result. I feel powerful.
Had a dream that you were held at gun point. But I killed the guy. Then we embraced in the biggest hug while everyone around us clapped... Kinda how I imagine our wedding...
Is it OK to disqualify a potential therapist if she lists 50 Shades of Gray as her favorite book? Or is that a good thing?
Can rosie odonnell just not be a lesbian? Shes stressing me out, knowing we bat for the same team.
Well, i'm not hugging a bag of cheetos and crying while I watch Friends wishing that we were Ross and Rachel. So clearly I'might doing better than last night.
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