Glitter + Penis = Best. Idea. Ever.
There is no way he is gay with that hair.
Your clothes are in washers 2,3 and 4. I arranged by darks, whites, then frat... I'm not even joking
Its not christmas eve unless I give him head. I wont take no for an answer
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If you go to the bathroom don't ask why there's diet coke on the toilet. Loller copter. Blow is fun.
Hey everyone. This evenings celebration will commence with a cocktail hour at genghis at 830 to be followed with an upscale dining experience at taco bell at 10. All are welcome. This is not a joke. Thank you
Remember me drinking the vodka from in between your legs?
she brought my homemade cookies with condoms taped to the box... im in love
I woke up naked, with the lights on, using my backpack as a pillow and a pillow as a blanket.
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Ok, I have three hours. I'm trying to work out two blow jobs and a taco.
When did we convert life to cartoon?
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
How the fuck did I get back? Last thing I remember is being on some hot guy's shoulders yelling at girls shaking their asses
We'll talk about it later...
But seriously. What possible excuse could I come up with to ditch my parents on Christmas to go fuck him?
He's petting your head, we need to leave now.
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