I need to start cutting my cocaine with Plan B
Then he told me he was 40. I'm not sure if I have enough Daddy issues to go for it
if my spotter knew I was listening to the Wicked soundtrack on my iPod, I wouldn't even be mad if he dropped the barbell on my throat
he passed out at 11 at a party. he deserved to be stripped down an duct taped to the floor
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just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
I mean, I know going to rehab probably didn't make her a lesbian, but I can always hope
She shouted out halfway through "that costume does nothing to hide your cock". Last time we let her drink at the theatre.
Either I'm spending too much time drinking or my perfume is starting to smell like a pineapple vodka.
it would be cheaper just to buy a dildo to intimidate people with.
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Its not college unless your study breaks were to go throw up from blacking out the night before
WHY IS MY CAR MISSING A DOOR YOU BITCH
budget cuts
YOU CANT BLAME EVERYTHING YOU DO WHILE DRUNK ON BUDGET CUTS
budget cuts are serious business
You took photos of my underwear around London the day after! THAT was too soon.
Kyle found me outside his apartment in the hallway. Said he didn't hear me knock bt smelled alcohol through the door. I'm sucha bitch to my liver
Do not ever look at a picture of an erect ostrich penis. You will regret it.
He’s got a big dick and a big ego. This could be fun
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