you lied vaginas dont taste like gold fish!
noo i said youre golden if her vagina tastes like fish!
There is somethin about your sexuality that makes my dick do jumping jacks when I see you
you should buy a sheep. A) you get an awesome pet. B) free coat
i walked toward the cop car thinking it was the liquor store lights nd by that time it was too late to escape the trap
I fell alseep but then some dude picked me up. Comforter and all stuck a blunt in my mouth and carried me back downstairs because "I wasn't done partying"
Well, a cop just pulled up. This could go either way.
Eberyones makin fun of me cuz I found a snail and caught him and put him in a bocks for u
Yeah. You can ask him out. We're just fuck buddies. My vagina will be sad but your heart can be happy.
Jake bring pizza.
JAKE BRING PIZZA.
Well it was tamer than the 4th of july when I blew that guy I met walking home from the fireworks
Add caroling to the list of things we need to do in an elevator
"I'm in the bathroom. Only place I can sit and relax without that girl trying to give me a lap dance."
The saddest thing about graduating is that we won't have free access to STI screening anymore
we told the drug dealer that our car was dead and we needed a jump so he would bring the drugs to us...
Does your body have a liquid mass index? does that make sense? I think I drank it in Long islands.. Kill me now..
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