We're like a lot better than the average bears
I thnk I just saw a monkey walking a drunk guy.
I just watched the quarterback of Purdue get shut down by a girl at a bar. not a good omen
Why's my alcoholism being used to prove a point?
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To justify your stumbling you just kept yelling 'it's the boat, not the drinks' We hadn't even left the dock yet....
I'm drinking vodka out of a coffee pot. and i'm not even mad about it
sorry he hasn't talked to me since the surprise salvia incident...
Where are you and who are these girls passed out on the floor?
and why are they spooning a flamingo?
they traded weed for a spot on our floor. be nice.
He like walks around to open car doors for me. Has already held my hair while I barf and still likes me. What. Is. Happening.
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Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
We couldve played the bring a random boy to lunch game but i made him go home
Turns out the guy I peed on gave me a ride back to my dorm this morning.
You are a god.
I believe in using alcohol to heal from the inside. Not as a topical solution.
Woke up to I'm AWESOME written in purple crayon all over my walls. I love drunk me
She was blacked out on the couch MASTURBATING and whispering to her boyfriend...who wasn't there. I yelled her name and she didn't even pause.
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