After they won there was a guy outside Magee Hospital yelling "name your kid Sidney"... that guy may or may not have been me.
I peed while puking? Even better
Yes you most deff did. Ultimate multi tasker you are
Next guy we share better have a little more dignity than that
And I'm supposed to be surprised that you got another concussion?
like the only thing i remember is bringing a piece of toast to the bar...
I am three bowls, two beers, and a muscle relaxer into babysitting. What are you doing.
i wish you were under my bed. you sexy russian fur trapper.
please. text the right number. youve been sending me these all night.
Like for real, is your junk ok? I have to look after my investments.
HOW DO I ALWAS FIND THEM?! THERE WAS BE A SOCIETY OF SMALL PENISED MEN AND I MUST BELONG TO IT!
Fucking in bar bathrooms doesn't count as "rushing things"
Omg. I'm making you a chocolate and "herb" birthday cake and using joints for candles. I'm gunna need moms help with this!
I hate being the only medical professional in the group. I always end up patching you guys or being the DD when I'm on call. I have problems I need to drown in booze too...
I was just asked by a police officer to not come back to Lancaster...
IM HUNGOVER AT MOTHERS DAY BRUNCH AND A NUN FROM CHURCH JOINED US
See and now you're talking. I am like the fairy godmother of hook ups.
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