i don't know her name but she is cooking me brkfst then helpin me find my car.
she hot?
i don't wanna talk about it
Unless I'm getting a singing midget telegram, I'm not going to smile
miscarriage! now THATS a gift from god.
Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
moving back to school this early was a terrible idea we already used up our bail fund
I have to overdose on valtrex I had a rough weekend.
Hmd? did you really just created an abbrievation for hold my dick?
Don't make fun of the drunk girl eating bread out of her pockets. I've been that girl.
just puked a little into my hand/sleeve. way too hungover for the first day of class
Oh I already celebrated valentine's day. I stayed up until 4 AM listening to biggie, drinking rum, and caressing all my girl curves in front of the mirror. And then I came 3 times.
Its 11am and I'm eating gummi bears and drinking Tennessee honey in my underwear...this is why I'm self employed
LIKE ALL I WANT TO CURE MY HANGOVER IS PORKROLL AND LIKE 85% OF THIS COUNTRY DOESN'T KNOW WHAT IT IS
Probably going to live on vodka sodas and fireball shots
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
Just found a rebirth in peppermint schnapps. May be able to stay up all night and finish this paper after all. MERRY CHRISTMAS
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