Where the fuck is Rob at, he hasnt answered his phone in like 2 weeks.
Dude Rob died 2 weeks ago wtf?
Holy shit r u serious? How?
Just kidding, but im pretty sure he boned your gf and doesnt want to talk to you.
Is licking assholes a new fad or something?
using the left over highlighters from the blacklight party to study for finals. feeling the need to write insert penis here on my econ notes.
I'm buying eyelash glue, salt, and limes. We know how tonight is ending.
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Nothing says walk of shame better than a onesie and a 12 pack of corona..
It was sunday, you had a camel back of bloody mary stumbling around a dog park with no dog.
So it sounded like a midget was barfing IN our walls again this morning ...
you were making out with a guy that looked like Fat Albert, I kicked you in the vagina but you didn't stop
DONT YOU DARE DIE YET THERE IS SO MUCH SEX TO BE HAD
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He sat on me and said I owed him $10, when I asked why he just said "lap dance"
The night went downhill when he took his pants off at our table and walked up to women saying "Special delivery"
Literally just sitting around waiting for someone to come along and fuck my chakras back into alignment
If you left your bike out in front, I just watched some dude steal it.
Fuck the system, do you have any medieval weapons?
Why are there naked heterosexuals in my apartment?
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