We are surrounded by old people. Heavens waiting room for sure.
If I ever start a band I'm gonna name it "Nancy Reagan's Vagina"
so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
I bought a nasal spray, my nose needs to be in order by the weekend
it's like, God thought about making her pretty then changed his mind at the last second
I just call them the hipster frat because they wear shirts other than pastel polos and listen to MGMT while playing dice.
Got head last night. Had the 3D glasses on the whole time.
So note to self oboe reeds soaked in Apple Rubinoff sound GREAT.
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
A Morman just tried to recruit me and I told him "Trust me, you don't want me"
there are not enough nopes in the world for that situation.
I do remember that in my dream I wasn't impressed with his dick.
I think it's your fault my nipples aren't sensitive anymore.
I'm reading the Hobbit in my blanket fort alone with a bottle of wine... all I need is dungeons and dragons to complete this superfecta of awesome
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