so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
I discovered the grieving process is shock, denial, anger...and then something about drinking until you puke on yourself
she said 'i love fried rice', threw a condom at me and passed out naked.
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
I really thought you were going to tell me you were pregnant on facebook chat. FACEBOOK CHAT. I almost cried.
It's official, the cities waste management does not recycle porn.
He was the only guy who ever made me cry..
Who, the park ranger who made you dump out your beer on the beach?
I just spent an hour in the shower pretending I was a member of the b-52's. I can't go to work like this
Can we just talk about how I wrote out all the stuff I had to do this week and for Thursday it says "drink and cry"? ...I don't remember putting that but it sounds like something I would do
I mean I'm so obviously classy currently laying in bed watching a movie while finishing my drink from last night
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
It's one of those "I can't stand you but we're stuck in the same hotel room tonight so let's fuck until one of us passes out" kind of nights.
Haha I'M GOING TO MISS HIS PENIS SO MUCH. But not his bipolarness.
3.5 bazillion penises. So not that hard to find a new good one
He started out in my roommates bed and by the end of the night was in mine, not sure how that went down. But he left happy in the morning.
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