fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
soooo we both peed the bed last night...
Well yes but because of that incident i now salute to truck drivers
I mean we had sex in a crib. You tell me how my night was.
you can hold your grudge or you can accept the alcoholic treats as a peace offering. your choice
peace be with you.
Wait... All I had to do was ask for a sandwich and you would have come over
She went to her drug test stoned.
And strangely enough, we all know she'll pass it.
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
well i don't know if 30 seconds is exactly a good time but at least he bought me breakfast
Afternoon delight is playing while I take a shit at mcdonalds
I just opened a beer with a child's toy at a 5 year olds birthday....can you look up the next AA meeting?!!
Checked my bank account this morning...apparently I went to 7-11 at 4am and spent $22 on taquitos. New all time low for me.
I ate all of them. New all time low for ME.
DUDE NEVER CALL THE COPS BACK
Dude I got in an Uber this morning and he goes “I drove you last night”\n“You got your dick sucked in the back seat”
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