she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
Wow, t9 really hates the phrase "slap her in her sanctimonious pie-hole."
my purse only fit my wallet or the martini shaker. it wasnt even a question of which i was bringing.
not much just sitting outside his bathroom door naked eating cheetoes. You?
My dad and I just got asked if "we wanted a more intimate setting for our date". The world is coming to an end.
At least I'm doing lines with a notecard. That counts for something right
like seriously. this whole place is the shit. like i can move clouds. no other way to explain it but i can fucking move clouds.
He always tells me he misses my clit. I feel like I should make a drinking game out of it
This is a whole new generation of premature ejaculators
I really couldn't care less what she looks like. That's why The Lord Our God gave us doggy-style.
I need to find parents that want to take care of a grown adult. I'm sure there's a website out there for that. Like a sugar daddy but sugar parents.
I hate ovaries. They're horrible little sacs of satanic enmity.
That's the most poetic description of female anatomy I've ever heard.
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
He can be a kind, caring soul but also give in to the temptation of eating unicorn ass.
God. Spice Girls is now grocery store demographic. Kill me.
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