That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
The cab driver just finished telling me how leaving community college after one month was the best desicion he ever made.
soooo we both peed the bed last night...
i just got painted green i'm not about to leave for anything
There was a note in my hello kitty underwear telling me "don't go over 9000"
I feel as though the word "tired" has become synonymous with "too high to manage the stairs" lately
I just put my hair into this ponytail & it looks hideous & really cool at the same time. I am dedicating it to the hangover I have
Alls I remember is making out with that chick.
Nope that was a dude
Do I really need this much space in my mouth?
Are you already high?
You need to call dibs on the blond with the tits. It's your birthday.
Haha hell yea
Because if someone gets to see those.. It should be you. It's like God telling you Happy Birthday.
Hi, my name is Ashslay and I'll be your designated shitshow.
Last night you texted me "tqiirkykbg doe freedom always"... why?
If he gets me coffee, cold or no I'll make him see Jesus with my mouth.
It felt like I was on painkillers mixed with Molly mixed with the sinking feeling I'll die alone. 10/10 doing again.
Did I ever tell you what happened that night after he ran you over?
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