Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
The world needs more lipstick lesbians, if anything.
By getting ready I mean putting baby powder in my hair and possibly changing my pajamas to another pair of pajamas
So High I just made Cadbury Coffee. I don't know what it is yet, but it involves Cadbury Eggs and coffee.
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lets grab drinks (in a friendly, not super awkward because ive eaten your ass kind of way) sometime soon
wow.
It's not my theme song, it's my blowjob song. There's a difference.
Then he told me he was proud of me for remembering that i blew him that night.. Maybe my drinking is getting out of hand.
I could seriously attempt to try and saw my head in half with a butter knife cause im pretty sure it could not hurt any more than it already does
I sang again at the bar lastnight I don't think alanis morrset knew when she wrote you outta know that the drunk version was going to be go fuck yourself Josh and Chelsea. I love $2 wells.
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He gave up on mugging us when Dave wouldn't stop laughing. He was wiggling his finger at the knife and making baby noises and giggling. The guy just walked away.
Just successfully invited my mom to a drag show. If that doesnt say "im gay" then idk what will.
Drunk texting is the poetry of my life
Oh my god if I have to go on fetlife to find a guy who will fuck me right around here, I'm going to scream.
It may be a clusterfuck, but I'll be looking classy as shit as I watch the nightmare unfold
Thank you for always being there for me.
Sorry wrong derek... Do u have any weed?
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