And then falling down drunk the next morning, concussing yourself and splitting your head open?
That was pretty sad, but you more than made up for it by using "concussing" in a sentence
Just saw some guy walking down the street rapping about various types of pasta.
so he tried marking my clit with a sharpie so he could "find it again next time".
can you go into shock from having too many orgasms? i think i went into shock.
Today my mom told me "that's what worries me about you getting blacked out drunk... You don't look pretty"
Reason 37 booty call break ups suck: I literally could not find his house in the daytime.
I think they're German
Just say lederhosen and see what happens
her spring break bucket list included "break into The Swamp, blow him where Tebow has Tebowed"
I'M ALSO PLAYING VIDEO GAMES AND THINKING ABOUT ORDERING A PJIZZA. I'M NOT SURE WHAT MY MUSTACHE WANTS.
He drank his beer out of his own shoe. Its his "party trick"
Beer acquired. Food is cooking
Wow, you are almost sliding into home plate for some stellar fellatio
Cant really say how it happened but i woke up in the middle of the night and somehow pissed all over connors dad
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
I'm not sure how long my penis is exactly, but I will tell you it resembles a bendy straw
Well the cops were called after the kid fell, but we saw 4 cute guys from our window while it was going down, so it wasn't all that bad.
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