Why does it always sting when I'm breaking the seal taking a piss?
b/c u have herpes
No i said "always", not "since 2003" Asshole.
she's walking around the room telling people she can make the room move with her mind and then she shakes her head really fast yelling 'see?!'
I'm sorry for what I said earlier...your vagina wouldn't look funny If you had a kid.
He measures volume by how much weed he can put in it and surface area by how many people can have sex in it.
I don't remember him, but he's saved in my phone as "uh oh zbt"
I wonder if you can snort coke upside down
So apparently we dropped beers outside the apartment last night, and someone RETURNED them! Ha like what? I just walked out the front door to Christmas in a box on my doorstep.
The walls are thin & apartments are narrow so all the bedrooms are next to each other. Our complex could compete in synchronized orgasms.
Boobs are out for the taking
This is not a costume party, I'm just wearing fairy wings.
Of course you are.
just chugging fertility tea and vodka, no big deal.
Drunk Karaoke resulted in only 8 injuries this time, so there is some improvement.
like I licked Molly off a boys palm last night at a bar I think its ok to eat chicken once a week
I'm perplexed as to why anyone on this planet is straight
I don't want to date him...I just want him to cheat on his girlfriend with me.
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