Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
We're friends with people in his circle of friends so we're half way in. It's like I've already given him a hand job.
That's because you're a slut. A slut fucking a fence.
I just woke up in his house on his bathroom floor with an IV in my arm.
YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL.
hey your mom heard me say to her " That right your not going to Shit right for a month"
Your ankle brace is here and the saw is charged. Grab some vodka that cast is coming off tonight.
At one point, he came in to give her a pep talk, and then after he left, she just kept whispering his name into the toilet between heaves.
I told people at my moms bar that all I needed to sober up was to get my asshole licked, and I blame you 110%.
im single, its not even nine am on Valentine's day and I've already gotten laid. suck it relationships
There I was, puking into the toilet, and he was rubbing my feet, buck naked. I feel like a drunk Disney princess.
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog.
Ah, Christ. I just saw a D lister I made out with once on a Rock Of Love rerun. Why are you asleep right now? Some weird shit is happening.
So after the absinthe shots_____(fill in the blank area for me please)......
IT WAS A FUCKING ELEPHANT I SWESR!!!!!
Nathan, I haven't spoken to you in 12 years and it's 6am. Kindly fuck off.
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