Why are there hot girls at the dollar store?
The recession has changed everything man.
better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
Sitting next to a girl in the computer cluster who just googled syphilis symtoms, started crying & got up and left. My life suddenly seems better.
a girl just walked by me crying on the phone saying, "all I ever do is menstruate"
I was just informed that you are the reason for my 2 missing front teeth.
We didn't need to cut her off. I'm pretty sure the lit candle she almost drank would have done it for us
dude i should have never cleaned my ears out while high. theres no going back.
So I just went to 3 different stores because there is no way I can walk out of one store with this many reeses and still have my pride.
Buying a pregnancy test at Walmart in the middle of the night in the middle of Tennessee is not really how I imagined my 25th year on this planet starting out...
Totally clawed myself in the face during sex. I can die happy?
I just bought a bong from a hot dog stand.
Let's stay in this weekend and play drinking games to the Winter Olympics.
As long as we can drink anytime we see a stray dog, mafia looking Russian or double toilet.
hitting rock bottom is getting taziki in your hair & simply putting it in a bun instead of actually dealing with it, just like your problems
You just kinda wondered into the street and started screaming at dogs and small children...
Eventually the conversation shifted (as it always does) to Sex toys.
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