I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
I decided that just having that story under my belt and being able to tell it to my grandchildren is worth the regrets of the evening.
It's a sign that no dudes december is about to start: I have a yeast infection.
Jared is "trying to bite a strangers hat off" drunk. Oh, and that stranger is a girl at a table of 5 guys, one girl.
I was able to hide the fact that I had just shit in my pants, and then wupped her ass at FIFA
We should have a bouncer at the top of our stairs asking the guys we bring home for ID...
Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
Yeah. Got a major ego boost when she said she felt like she had just fucked King Arthur. Buying some donuts later to celebrate with, wanna join?
Antibacterial soap and prayers does not for spermicide make
You don't understand. My ass is the color of eggplant.
I just gave him road head. He came in the Taco Bell drive thru which seems pretty typical for my life.
Haha just talked to the dude you bit on Thursday. He has been growing a beard to hide the bruising....
There is a moment when you wake up with a butt plug in when you question your choices in life.
There is also a moment when you wake up in a kiddie pool of jello cubes where you question what the fuck you did last night. Are you still in the attic or did you go home.
I'll be naked. By 11. Then arrested. Drunk tank adventures
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