Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
Yeah I guess I was Pocahontus. If she were a trifling drunk who hung out in her undies, with possible brain damage.
I wish we had a justin bieber to wanna fuck when we were younger... But noooo we just had hanson
ya i found him eventually. hes the only one who drinks guiness so I just had to follow the darkest green puke trail
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
SURVIVAL MODE. WE CAN DO THIS. Celebratory survived-working-christmas-retail sex to follow
We were still up at 6am, taking shots, because thats apparently how he liked to "get the day started".
Whoever decided to put a Denny's that close to the strip club is a genius.
I wanted one last NYC adventure and I got it. Now I just have to figure out a polite way to wake up the pantless former stripper illegal Russian immigrant street violinist chick currently in a vodka coma in my bed.
I have 35 pounds of pennies. Need any?
Dude why can't I remember anything after walking in from my first beer bong?
It was immediately followed by your second, third, fourth and fifth
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
he passed out in the backyard and we used christmas lights as extension cords for the clippers to shave his head.
I tried saying sorry but instead I puked down her shirt and tried to clean it up... Now I have a bruise on my forehead. good news, before she left she wrote her number on my stomach with sharpie
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