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(701): View more from North Dakota

Do I need to let your sister outside to go pee or anything before I leave?

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(615): View more from Tennessee

In a bar in glasgow talking to a 12 year old about life. Welcome to Kentucky.

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(609): View more from New Jersey

I had another sleeping on concrete incident.

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(813): View more from Florida

I'm surprised you like me... I didn't think I was your type.

(1-813): View more from Florida

Blonde hair and big tits is every guys type.

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(516): View more from New York

They called security on the security guard who tried to break up the party in their suite. You tell me how drunk they were.

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(781): View more from Massachusetts

you told the cab driver to stop being such a pussy because he wouldn't let you shotgun a beer in the backseat

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(315): View more from New York

I sincerely hope you find your fuck buddy and have a wonderful night of champagne and whores

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(319): View more from Iowa

the only thing I remember was some guy took out his fake eye to use it for beer pong

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(513): View more from Ohio

Just shared a bacon biscuit with my cat.... Life is weird for me right now

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