ha- omfg whatt the fuck is wrong w me. Alcohol+third cousins= bad decisions
you tried to clear everyones facebook status so that yours would be the only one on everyones home page
that knocking you heard last night......that was her head slowly going through the wall
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
For once I'm glad there wasn't morning sex. Yes, that sore from the night before.
he just ordered a side of pineapple and winked at me. too much for a first date. come get me.
Well after last night it's official...I cannot die...it time to use this power for good instead of handle contests
She said, and I quote "how do you run with something that big between your legs".
Oh we're fine. I made her a "sorry I peed on you" omelet.
We got the possum out of our house. We built a maze with our empty kegs and chased it with brooms.
Totally passed out on the dealers bed after paying him all in ones so no, i dont think i'll be getting a discount soon.
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
I think I will always strangely appreciate as well as kick ass at stoned dishes. Like for the rest of my life. Thank you slave job at Starbucks.
Hey I’m obsessed with Charlie Heaton from stranger things...not because he got caught at the border with coke...okay that’s a lot of it
Looks like the opera singer hook up is paying off. Ran into the MILF from 407 and she said “your lady friend sounded like a very lucky girl.”
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