Haym$ered
turn off your phone and go to bed
hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
Doing "bucket stands" with buckets of margarita. Don't tell me it's not a good idea.
I learned the names of so many hookups when they read them at graduation
she's sitting here naked with heels and a taco.
Omg. I felt like a crazed animal last night. My lesbian instincts burned a hole in my panties.
Yeah I just gotta do it so that my major doesn't find out. Doesn't look good having a stripper teach your 3rd grader
She tried to leave the threesome and I heard you yell "Hey! We don't quit at halftime!"
I just held a marble with my kegel muscles for 5 min. You may call me COCKCLAMP 9000!!!!
If tits could talk, mine would be bragging
I just threw up vodka and hot dogs in a handicapped stall with someone in it who couldn't make me leave because he couldn't walk.
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
I don't think I'll get invited back. I drunkenly told her that her kids would be perfect for a pro-abortion campaign.
He expects a blow job at the movies but won’t pay for popcorn? Does he know it’s not 2017 anymore
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