Hallmark should totally make "congratulations on getting your period" cards...I feel they would be quite popular.
Facials are how you say "I love you" in porn star.
you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
I yelled "Coming in hot." before penetrating. Im pretty sure she loved it.
no i do not regret standing at the wendys drive thu handing the employees mardi gra beads to get free chicken nuggets
Yeah but he's impersonating a gargoyle jumping off of everything. Including the walls.
still finding ketchup in my shoes. thanks to graduation that is probably the last time ill ever say that..
I'm hungry
Come here to eat and play. It'll be like Dave and Busters except with sex
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
Come in your red robin gear. If you smell like French fries we can make love.
I am at Brians in a pirate costume, what the hell am I thinking
my phone went off during the middle of it and he ask what i was doing. he wouldn't let my reply with "your boss". ..
Ever wonder what all the drugs you've ever done would look like put together?
Heaven. . It would look like heaven
what better way to celebrate the birth of jesus christ than to get embarrassingly intoxicated and make poor decisions!?
Hey I need you to run the morning meeting, for reasons I can explain when I find out where I left my car
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