see you put your penis in her and it's like an ignition key to start the crazy
she thought the capital of kansas was topanga.
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
just an fyi, false alarm on the whole ghonnorea thing. you're safe.
I could of sworn you were praying in the strip club.
When I say I took advantage of you when you were drunk, I mean that I convinced you to let me paint cute little panda bears on all of your toenails.
Good because ass is like 60% of my diet now
At what point do you think my baptist preacher of a father will clue in that my brother "bringing a foreign exchange student" for thanksgiving means "bringing his european boyfriend and they'll probably fuck every night" for thanksgiving?
All I remember is a very aggressive two-stepper who inadvertently made me give myself a black eye with my own beer
I cancelled the entertainment for your b-day party.... Keep the bouncy castle just in case.
jesus, I think that canada gold metal game has completely changed all rules of acceptable drinking habits, I was fucked untill noon and I just got invited to go party when I get off work...at 600am...and NO ONE understood why i was hesitant
Well I didn't know she was a dominatrix...so I kind of just went with it
He called me kiddo. We can't have sex
He's going to be in the air guitar championships in june. Need I say more.
Sorry about kicking you last night but you don’t mess with a girls margarita bucket. Ever
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