So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
They're taking me to ER. Mistasnkingly. Come get me.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Claiming territory at this party means signing a girls ass...I've got dibs on a blonde
my mom found me passed out in the kitchen floor with the Brita pitcher.. Happy Mothers Day
Well he just said "there's glass on the floor and it's okay I'm only bleeding out of my esophagus" so yes he's tripping
I'm glad the semester is over. I need a break from the term "whiskey sharts" coming up so much in conversation.
I deserve to be covered in dicks
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Can I come by? I want you to meet my squirrel
Day two of not drinking, I think my cat is trying to eat me.
Psychosis secondary to sobriety???
He sent me a dick pic from his living room and it has pictures of his three kids in the background
I don't know what's worse. The fact that my biological mother is an unwitting bigamist, or the fact that my half sister is trying to seduce my girlfriend.
If you shit your pants and not say anything about it right before we have sex one more time I'm dumping you.
I just had a legitimate orgy. Wearing glowsticks.
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