I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
she was definitely wearing a bumpit. i think it was the hollywood bumpit. i told her that i lived with my parents to get outta taking her home.
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
Her vagina is like Vegas. high traffic and full of glitter.
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I just inadvertently flirted with my coworker's 20-year old son. I've known him since he was 14, yet suddenly he looked different.
You are nothing if not reliable.
I don't care what anyone says I want strippers at my funeral.
I need to figure out how to tell my doctor that I don't want to fix my possible fertility problems until AFTER I'm done whoring around in my 20s.
I AM HAVING A WEIRD OUT OF BODY EXPERIENCE. IN CAPS LOCK.
If you spent as much time trying to get laid as you do masturbating you would surpass all of us.
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when you greet her, try not to lead with "this night will end with you on top of me". first impressions, bro.
I sang "A Whole New World" while I took his virginity
That is awesome that you did that.
Opened the apartment door and the smell of sex and weed literally slapped me across the face. Kudos.
I seriously thought Satan had his hand up my asshole and was pulling out my soul. Never. Again.
I'm too pretty to be this sexually frustrated.
Like how do you live your life and have never made a grilled cheese? The audacity of some people
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