I want 2 things right now, you or a cig
cig
I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
You drink too much
No, I drink just the right amount - too often.
when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
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I envy your ability to put any word in front o the word beer and make drinking before 5 sound like a socially sanctioned event.
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
I dig being used for consequence free sex. Not consequenceful sex.
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
At one point last night I over heard you say " I'm gonna puke in a bag and pour it down your throat" I LOVE YOU.
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All I need right now is some mouthwash, dignity, and security camera footage...
In sex ed. they really need to include a lesson on saying tampon in foreign languages, just in case.... Trying to ask the woman at the reception desk, who barely speaks English, for one just turned into an awkward game of charades.
Riding the train home at 6 am for class still drunk is losing its novelty in my junior year
I mean, I'm not upset that HE's getting married, I'm upset his penis has to go through with it by default
You carved your initals into all my vitamins and said "now a small part of me will be in you every morning" before you fell asleep with my thong on your head.
My parents are being so annoying about my colon.
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