I think your x's eyes are broken his new girl is so hit
Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
and now that ive poetically compared your vagina to a nuclear missile, I hope youre prepared for this date.
I woke up and found 10 txts from him. All sent at 6:30 am, and all about the muffin man.
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
Todays life lesson brought to you by last nights half pitchers of cheap sangria: you'll never get the stain or the SMELL of sangria vomit out of your bedroom carpet.
Dude, she brought over peach cobbler, weed and alcohol plus I'm gonna get laid. She's by far the coolest sister you have.
well the night couldnt get much worse after she peed all over herself and the sidewalk.
There is a hatefuck that has the destruction level of an atom bomb raging through my viens just aching to vaporize her.
I accidentally mass texted his dick pic. Not only to my friends, but to my dad as well...
How many times do I have to tell you I'm not bisexual.
.....unless there is alcohol involved
Baked out of my mind. Went in the bathroom, a daddy long leg spider and a carpenter ant are battling it out on the floor. I brought my computer with some dubstep.
OMG THE ANT WON
Took it for the first time last night, and i saw a giant pillsbury boy coming after me with a wrench in his hand.
I don't want to sleep with any other woman but you but I want to try this whole mother daughter thing that would be nuts
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