I just had a cup of orange juice and thought it didnt taste right. It didnt have vodka in it.
he is the anna nicole to my 90 year-old billionaire. i'm grateful that he's fucking me, so i'm buying him shit.
He's married, a coworker, and a smoker. not sure which personal rule broken i'm most ashamed of...
1. my parents still have sex. 2. being a screamer runs in the family. 3. so much so that i can tell what number of orgasms she's on. 4.so looks like i'm stuck outside a while
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she just came into my room, drunkenly shoved six dollars into my bra and told me to spend it on chicken wings.
I just woke up to pictures of every angle of his dick I'll ever need to see.
After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
Waking up in a pool chair wrapped in toilet paper is not what I planned when I agreed to movie night
btw you left your chapstick on the nightstand and bruises on my body...
gifts from me to you. you're welcome.
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Dude. Where are you? I'm making waffles in the waffle iron. It's beautiful.
There are Vine videos that have lasted longer than he did
put something nutritious in your body. AND NOT JUST THAT JOINT.
How many fucks given?
0.12846
Hey I didn't mean to come across like I was judging you about your liberal sexual choices. I would like details of your threesome if you need to talk about it!
Well... Chad blew off half of his hand last night. We were able to find most of it.
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