are you wasted or are you getting laid?
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Got a plan. Ill do rock paper scissors and if you win we smoke a joint. Throw rock.
how do i tell him I'm always in the mood without sounding like a slut?
long story short: there's a file in the master file cabinet labeled "lube".
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
Said he made a playlist for taking a shit. only two songs on it are the Star Wars theme and "America, fuck yeah" set to repeat.
i will be blacked out in the shower. come get me. 20 mins.
Why didn't I see you last night!?
We made out like 4 times....I think I saw you.
Ugh. This is the type of hangover that all other hangovers want to grow up to be.
I feel like I grabbed someones dick last night, & if I didn't I'll be disappointed in myself
After fooling around at the hotel til dawn, I managed to feed her with my free buffet passes. Tastes like sweet victory.
I just bought a blender and 120 pizza rolls. Bring tequila.
No we didn't fuck. He picked me up I asked where we were going and he said "I don't know if you've ever heard of a little place called Denny's?" He was completely serious. I told him to stop the car and I got out and called Jack.
I have to stay away from bourbon. Despite what it keeps telling me, it is NOT my friend.
JUST BECAUSE I ANSWER THE DOOR NAKED CARRYING A BOTTLE OF RUM DOESN'T MEAN YOU CAN STARE NEIGHBORS.
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