Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(281): View more from Texas

I just know... :) goodntight

(1-281): View more from Texas

Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.

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(631): View more from New York

I just found a dead bug in my nose. if that's the worst thing up there im considdering myself lucky.

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(919): View more from North Carolina

The only reason anyone found out he threw up is because everyone heard it sizzle the bonfire out.

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(603): View more from New Hampshire

I don't know which part of you thought this was funny but it's fucked up to wake up in that much fluff and now we don't have a couch. Fuck you.

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(215): View more from Pennsylvania

Happiness is watching your asshole boss' police DUI video.

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(818): View more from California

He thinks he's a sex addict. Just. My. Type.

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(+44): View more from United Kingdom

i'm totally cool with all the dick sucking you're doing down there, but as your brother i think i'm supposed to warn you our parents will be home in 5

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(262): View more from Wisconsin

You sucked a guys dick who's name was Chad and that wasn't a sign that it was a bad idea?!

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(940): View more from Texas

My friend just got engaged and I'm setting vibrators on fire.

(817): View more from Texas

Your life rocks...

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