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• (424): View more from California

  It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.

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• (404): View more from Georgia

  last night I thought his shirt said yale... but this morning it definitely says old navy.

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• (847): View more from Illinois

  You ruined his night from a different state? Impressive.

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• (404): View more from Georgia

  I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.

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• (785): View more from Kansas

  He pulled his dick out during the Bourne Ultimatum, ruined it for me.

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• (916): View more from California

  i must've hopped out the car and eaten some leaves...even when your'e drunk that's not acceptable

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• (917): View more from New York City

  Get out here. Doing shots with the delivery guy. Also, the food is here

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• (817): View more from Texas

  One last question would your parents let me sleep in your bathtub for the night?

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• (530): View more from California

  I thought he wouldn't talk to me again. You know, what's that saying "why buy the cow when you can fuck it six hours after meeting"

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• (513): View more from Ohio

  This is your morning news. Today at 5 pm I will be going out of town until the 29th. If you would like some great sex before I leave, please contact me. The available packages are: a house call, an outdoor excursion, or a delivery style in-car quickie. available only while supplies last.

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• (267): View more from Pennsylvania

  But theres a keg here and me gusta

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• (804): View more from Virginia

  You have a roommate and cry when you see my dick

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• (304): View more from West Virginia

  Where were you last night, and why am I not surprised that drag queens were involved?

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• (218): View more from Minnesota

  I woke up at 6 and was laying at the top of my stairs.

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• (915): View more from Texas

  I just smoked part of an Oreo cuz I thought it was some hash you left

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