I hope my future cuntsucker is that tight
five shots of tequila, anal and 3 cigarettes. not my best idea on a saturday afternoon.
you could play connect the dots with the people ive fucked in this room
And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
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you turned on the Care Bears movie at 5am and kept screaming "I CARE"
By the way, your roommate is right. His penis is much bigger than yours.
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
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This creepy guy was following me and i hid in the bushes. i could say i was high as an excuse but honestly it was straight up fun.
She is banging on the liquor store door begging them to let her come in.
She told me to act like the hulk during sex. Shit got 9 different shades of weird
Come to the roof. We are drinking breakfast.
Ones vagina should not have the same slogan as a can of Pringles.
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA