..well, okay, so long as I don't have to wear an apron or vaccum in high heels.
nope just do me i'm drunk and easy to plz
Her gag reflex was as absent as a father figure must have been in her childhood
Good thing you didnt wake up last night. Wouldve found me naked talking to my closet asking to borrow my towel.
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
what the fuck is a social media consultant, who does she consult for, and how bad is she at it? her facebook account is currently hacked and posting ads for the ipad 2 on my newsfeed
I just used my glow stick from the dance to find my way in the bathroom to puke. Who wants me on their corporate team
The TA leading my study session just said "now get outta here. I need to get drunk before class"
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
Hey do you know who I showed my dick to at the bar last night?
I think drinking everclear was a better idea than taking a night class.
Turns out lunch break sex with someone you cant stand being around for any amount of time just makes you wish you had gone to get tacos like you originally planed.
He talked to you for like two seconds while you were shit faced doing Forest Gump impressions...how is that possible?
Some girl at my gym just tried to casually drop the fact she can kegel 3 lbs...
SORRY FOR THE CAPS. I DIDNT CHANGE IT IN TIME AND ITS TOO FAR TO GO BACK NOW. PS IM SUPER BAKED
there’s plenty of nice guys out there with good jobs and NO felonies!
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