You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
i never knew gatorade would taste just as good on the way back up
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
Damn, it's been so long since I had sex I could use the cobwebs from my vagina to decorate for Halloween.
We are cuddling. She is so cute when she is too high to be a loud bitch.
Real reason I can't work: it's Tuesday. I get stoned and watch buck Rodgers in Tuesday.
Jesus Christ you're perfect.
I just watched Matt try to put on a pillowcase thinking it was a t-shirt.
There was a comma in between her and dick. I was calling you a dick. Jesus.
How do you clean puke off a stuffed bear?
He just started dry humping the air... I'm done
Sexting and pancakes... It's going to be hard to top that
Look, he's a hot korean guy with a motorcycle and a great ass. I'm gonna do head-titingly kinky shit with him.
I really wish you were home bc youre the only friend I could ask to use an at home waxing kit on my vagina. I need you.
Ive completely stopped wearing makeup. Not even eyebrows. Thats how sick of wisconsin I am.
Also fucking you night and morning and then serving your parents breakfast is a bit awkward. And funny. To me.
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