I admire a woman who can maintain dignity while puking after too much whiskey
the bathroom floor of the diner looks a lot different when you're not rolling around and puking on it.
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
Also, that dude projectile vomiting all over the living room was the perfect distraction for me to swipe the booze and run.
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If a man doesnt have the ability to fuck you well on a small climbing wall, I don't think he deserves you.
I have a gyno appt today. I hate it when the Army gets involved with my vagina.
idk man, i just want to be a bad influence for future generations
Sometimes I actually rage on Tuesday, come back, and do homework drunk and pull an all nighter.
Lets get coked out and steal a parrot this summer
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So I told him "To answer your question yes I am naked making pizza pops in your kitchen"
the hot lifeguard just pulled a McDonald's cheeseburger out of her fanny pack.
all im saying is 27 is too old to still be drinking 40s, you make more money than me, buy some decent shit
screw you you golddigging beer snob
The cop told you he couldn't let you pee. You just pulled your pants down and squared anyway and im surprised you didnt get arrested.No more drinking for you.
His dick is curly. It's adorable.
Who the fuck puts glitter on their vagina? It’s all over my face and crotch.
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