Smith looks like a guy that goes on a lot of first dates
we have officially mastered the walk of shame
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
I just shot gunned a beer for your birthday alone because you're too hungover at midnight to get out of bed. I'm not sure which of us is the bigger loser
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why is there a clump of hair nailed to my wall?
This is like a relationship, I expect to be mind blown at least once a week.
I'm stealing this baby.
Well I always support illegal activity but where would you put it?
Just wanted you to know two things, 1st I sent the second thing to a broad ive been talking too. 2nd that was not just a fart.
Every time you visit for the weekend I end up having to bleach my entire house after.
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There is nothing worse than the batteries of your vibrator dying on valentines day
Your favorite boobs are sending you seasons greetings
So like if I threw up in my purse is that "don't ever show your face in public again" worthy or just slightly frowned upon
We're currently sharing pics of our cats. I can't wait to sit on her face.
I think you threw up on me last night but i can't remember so i'm not mad at you.
i dunno but you just looked at him said "youre making me really wet" and straight pissed your pants
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