My brother and I both agreed that your boobs are fake.
I'm done trying to be a vegetarian. My vagina smells like hummus.
shes a 6ft ginger. she brings nothing to the table except for awkwardness
Today's face brought to you by last night's make-up.
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
only in a texas roadhouse would someone whistle while I was breastfeeding.
It feels like im being cuddled by a thousand little smurf vaginas
i have an important question...can you drink in jail?
So if I get kidnapped from my office and go missing for a few days does that count against my vacation days and do I still get paid?
PA to anyone at the party last night and wondering where your pants are: they are in my backyard.
All I've been thinking about for the past 12 hours is sex and SEAWORLD
Dude respond to my evite. You're either coming to the orgy or not.
I woke up to pizza pinned to my wall. So that's that.
you need a warning label. Just announcing that you are Scottish is seen more as a challenge. Those guys have no idea what they are getting into.
I'm really excited to meet your new dude! But we really need to find out if he's your cousin first.
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