Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
And I wrote a rap so it was actually a productive afternoon minus not paying our bills.
I am drunk as shit eating pancakes. I am not the person to call.
he told me he expects me to keep the fangs on when i go down on him. presumptuous, yes, but man after my own heart.
i'm forwarding you the dirty picture of that fat girl that likes me sent . i feel like since youre my best friend you should puke in your mouth too .
she smells like cat throw up and cupcakes. i'm trying to focus on the cupcakes but it's really. hard.
I'm currently looking through google images of circumsized penises and realizing how vital pre-marital sex is.
I misunderstood what a furry was. Come pick me up.
He shoved his balls through an egg carton and showed us a picture. They were surprisingly egg-like.
Oh god I just realized bird face had che Guevara tattooed on her upper arm. Deals off, readivised opinion
Also the fuck cup must be buried with me
i just had to pick up my 18 year old cousin from the police station for hosting a party, and i had to do this stoned wow
I could fuck to npr.
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
Swans
Will you come get your son? He's using an old bike pump to help him fart the national anthem...
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