Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
3 complete strangers have joyously high-fived me on campus today. Tell me why, starting after jager bomb #4.
I got her a Nickelback box set.
she fell through a window trying to flash someone
How would u feel about transportimg a penis shaped ice luge to nashville?
Ohhh. Its been awhile. Vending machine hotel condoms are $15 here who can afford to not get herpes?
Just threw up. It looks like I may have swallowed a cigarette.
How do we turn this unicorn pinata into a bong?
I'm stoned at 1030am, watching Maury with my exboyfriend. I need to make better choices with my life.
In honor of today being Sunday I am day drinking and watching Grey's Anatomy all day. ALL DAY.
I think I'm gonna cut my hair just so I stop waking up with semen in it
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
Do you think if I had a tempurpedic bed he would still be able to feel me fingering myself after we have sex?
How hot? Like... how many hemsworths?
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