I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
Bridesmaid dress fitting. I look like a Weeble and Michelle looks like Malibu Barbie. I have to keep reminding myself that she has herpes so really, the playing field is more level than it might initially seem.
So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name
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Lost my virginity in a banana suit. Glad I waited.
We found her on a strangers doorstep chanting "I know someone will let me in" it took 2 of us to drag her to the car.
Sex on roller skates
Floating mattress
Tie
Do me a favor? If you get with him, please lick his abs. Someone has too they're just too beautiful not to.
Oh, and also, a couple of straight girls showed up. But they ran away.
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How early is too early for a booty call on a Monday night?
Everytime I get drunk I wake up hugging the bag of bagels from three months ago
He's like... An octopus that touches my vagina in all these diff ways at the right times. It's almost unsettling
I cried at the bar for 30 minutes because I got my arm stuck in my sweater. I got free drinks for the rest of the night after the bartender helped me.
I or someone else dumped a lot of glitter into my boobs last night.
Car sex in a public place. Boo ya.
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