He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
You know were out to late when I call my hook up at 8:08pm and 8:08am in the same night.
My head. My head is the problem. Also alcoholism.
Where was your thought process?
Drowning in my hangover.
It's ok. I will share any beautiful men that I drug and leave unconscious on my bed. I'm that kind of friend.
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
he cock-blocks himself, don't try to make excuses for him!
Matt and I's climactic adventure has ended with Matt being hauled off to jail. And now his brother and I are having lunch and a beer.
I know this is a weird question but we both had pants on when my mom woke us up last night right?
I was really proud of me too last night! Found a discarded hamburger that I have no memory of at the foot of the bed. Instead of a Dude. I'm really growing as a person
Maybe they'll dismiss me from jury duty after they smell beer on me. You can't keep me in a cage and then give me an hour and a half long lunch break next to a beer fest and expect sobriety.
I just remembered something. We made out last night, people cheered.
it’s about to be september and all i keep thinking is what if i go (another) full calendar year without having sex?
Am i obligated to tell my sister her girlfriend was my one night stand three months ago?
Dude I may be rolling but there's no way I can make up a 12 ft tall giant green man waving to me right now
False alarm, security just told me it's a radio tower
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