I have a drinking game planned. Were gunna watch empire records. Everytime they say rex manning we have to take a shot
Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
He just kept yelling woof and then threw money all over me...
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
Oh my Christ. I just came so hard my penis stood back up and took a bow afterwards. I need Thai food.
Another reason why I like dubstep now, it makes me feel even higher than I already am.
if drunk means calling me and asking to borrow the game of life at 2am then I think you were drunk
Tonight I celebrated marriage equality by letting a girl I don't know kiss me at the club.
It's settled. One of us is going to bang her brother. The world demands justice and he's hot. We'll be the justice league if it were made of alcoholic whores
Only real friends lend their restraints to engagedfriends to fool around with married strangers.
We used to bone, but now she's my life coach.
Help me help you realize you are a moron
Wait, how many people just saw my dick?
Hi I love you will you be up for a while!
That exclamation point was a drunk decision
Randomize
