whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
someone called me shannon dorrhety annnd it hurt my feelingsd.
i'm as serious about my hair as jesse from full house.
that is uncle jesse to you, show some respect.
When boys buy condoms it makes me feel proud of their mothers for doing a good job
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
It's like god touched my soul and said 'you will be great in bed'
Annnnd I didn't even notice there is a guy dancing in a jock strap beside me. That explains girls smiling at me
However today I got my lube that might I add was dripping out of the box. I'd like to think my mailman was mixing business with pleasure.
It's like when your main girl and your side girl start having their period in the same week
You are the most depressed sports fan I know
Worst walk of shame man. They had a fire drill at 7am, had to walk out of her all girl dorm wearing my Everday I'm Hustling sweater
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You're dick is like the main character. It needs its own picture.
Those people that talk about exercise endorphins have never experienced a 9x13 pan of mac n cheese endorphins
Stop chatting and get in the fucking car. I didn't get my asexual ass out of bed just to watch you flirt and fail with someone you're never going to see again.
He put a doughnut around his dick and I ate it. What can I say. It was a good fucking night.
I mean metaphorically. Literally zombies have yet to invade. Let's be rational here.
Where are you guys?
Drunk
Randomize