Thanks for the three minutes of sex tonight.
He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
the three of them together have enough kids to fill a barney live audience.
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
He had a seizure when i was giving him head. for a second i was thinking i was doing a spectacular job
his mom found me in the closet hiding and the only thing i could think of was to sit there and wave.
I was trying to make tacos and friends but there was a major language barrier.
is it weird that I didn't think he was hot last night when I was making out with him but right now I'm Facebook stalking him and think he's really attractive??
your beer goggles are on backwards.
I've got the dick your vagina needs, but not the one it deserves right now.
And then after we fucked he wouldn't stop calling me "champ". It was like I had sex with an extremely attractive soccer coach
I don't know how it happened. All I did was tell her I was impressed by her presentation. Her nail marks on my back ain't going away anytime soon.
If I had a penis, I'd want to put it in you. And I'd treat you with respect and pay for your drinks.
LOOK, I was 19, and I made a lot of choices with my crotch which I'm weirdly proud of
Yes dear.
hey at least you are getting hit on, i spent all day researching cat sedatives
I did wake up to a random meat and cheese plate next to my bed, that was a thrill.
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