I just saw a commercial that said "call your doctor if erections last more than 4 hours". I said "disgusting" and my mom said "I know, i hate when that happens." Get me out of here.
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
You told me alcohol would be the death of you then ordered 10 shots of tequila.
She said her first boyfreind was so small she is still technically a virgin.
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So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
the doctor brought back painful memories by lecturing me about your teeth marks that are still on my dick.
On my way home right now. I miss you. let's cuddle. whiskey.
Ive seen his manscaping faults. Given the choice I'd rather dry hump a cactus
And fyi howling is not an acceptable form of communication.
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Only at Harvard can you walk in on a bunch of stoners and expect everyone to immediately stand up, shake your hand and introduce themselves like we're at a fucking job fair
we all thought you were asleep. he found you an hour later sitting outside in the snow lighting a bowl, singing the CatDog theme song, and hugging a box a Franzia.
it was so good i reconsidered my staunch atheism
I wonder how many people I can tell that he has one nut before he finds out it's me spreading it.
Apparently calling shotgun while getting put into a police car is frowned upon
What's rude is him not accepting my blowjob offer. What kind of guy denies that.
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