I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
She's 40ish and I couldn't wake her up with a stick of dynamite. My sheets are going to be covered in glitter lotion and smell like grape vodka and shattered dreams tomorrow.
Aren't divorce parties fun?
You and I have very different definitions of fun.
Im in the beachers at wrigley listening to four lesbians debate the pros and cons of 2girls1cup. Success.
her boobs were like sundried tomatoes..
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Drank another frat president under the table. Thinking of starting my own, gonna call it Alpha Phi Alcoholics
It's surprise blowjob week. You should be excited.
I had to physically pry the rocks out of your hands so you wouldn't throw them at the guy with the cowboy hat. You probably would've missed anyways.
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
.......The other day I peed on him in the shower....he was trying to touch my boobs and I wanted my space.
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All you kept saying was, " Barack fucking Obama. FUCK Michelle" and then you motorboated me.
I mean I kinda plunged vagina first into my last relationship
You tell anyone I'm rocking out to Pitbull in an economy, base-model car, I'll kill you.
I would not recommend douching while drunk.
Woke up snuggling with a large wooden rhino that I stole last night...obviously, we had fun.
So I think my neighbor's name is Olli if I'm hearing the girl the girl he's fucking clearly
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