She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
All i remember is people cheering me on to drink faster than the dog, out of the dog's bowl. I just couldn't stop.
Also I may have a condom stuck inside me, but I won`t know til I check the couch coushions.
I think my vagina was keeping me fat all these years out of self preservation. It's like she knew what would happen if I lost the weight.
It was ths the worst 15 minutes of my life. . . It was like fucking a warm stick of butter.
The rest of us are chipping in to soundproof your bedroom. This is getting ridiculous.
Come to the roof. We are drinking breakfast.
we left when one of the guys tried to stick himself with an IV that he found
I feel like a pizza delivery girl of vagina tho
No I did not just post a Craigslist ad for a used stripper pole because I can't afford my own. But now that you put the idea in my head I might have to.
Not going to lie: not even the fact I'm wearing men's cargo pants can hide the fact I have an awesome ass.
when I called the strip club they said there was a note with my credit card. "girl who punched guy in throat" fuck daytona
So it turns out strippers do encores if enough people yell. Encore song: Self Esteem.
when you come over can you bring tequila and my birth control? Thanks girl!
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